SHRIMP DADDY: Could He BE Any More Perfect? 😍 Pedro Pascal Rescues Shrimp in His Spare Time

“It’s really easy,” says the mandalorian— shrugging his handsome shoulders. “I just help out where I can.”

Ugh. We love a modest king.

“I don’t even go out of my way really— but whenever I see an injured shrimp in my everyday life, I do my best to help them,” says Pedro.

Meanwhile my lazy ass doesn’t even want to help my dog get her toy out from under the fridge! Pedro frickin’ Pascal has helped a whopping FOURTEEN at-risk shrimps find their loving forever homes!

The Fantastic Four actor was recently spotted at a mall in Stockton, California, knee deep in a fountain, heroically trying to save what appeared to be a lost shrimp. “I thought I saw one,” said Pedro, shrugging his broad shoulders.

So if you’re a shrimp out there, stuck in a plastic bottle, a fishing net, or even a loveless marriage, Daddy Pedro is here to save you.

My only question now is how can I become a shrimp so I can get some of that life-saving mouth-to-mouth from the Commander-in-Reef? 😘

In all seriousness though, if you or a loved one is a shrimp facing extreme danger or significant inconvenience, please visit 1-800-shrimp.com or text NO PRAWN GONE to 641-641, and Pedro will bike on over as fast as he can.

And if you’re in the market for a hot animal-lover like Pedro Pascal, just remember— there are a lot of fish in the sea, but there is only ONE Shrimp Daddy ☝️