Fast & Furious RENAMES Movie from “Fast Nine-Eleven” to “Nine-Ten Again” (Out of Respect to the Towers)

“We had no idea there was a tower issue,” insists star and show-runner, Vin Diesel. “No one told us.”

Many long-time fans of the series are appalled that an oversight like this could happen after over 900 successful films in the franchise. One fan jumped to Vin’s defense on Truth Social:

“You can’t expect Vin to research every little construction issue in the city every time he wants to make a movie. Whether 9/11 happened or not, we can’t get distracted from the making of great cinema”
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Last week, 909: Unfortunately Fast and Nine 10uous Grasp on Reality both came out to lukewarm reviews and a measly 82 billion in combined box office revenue. This week, Diesel’s team is concerned that the naming snafu might delay the 911th film as much as 2 or 3 afternoons.

Is this the end of the beloved Fast & Furious franchise?

Or is it just another road bump on the path to speed…

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