🚨Is Wiping is a SCAM?🚨 Don’t let them take what’s yours.

Many truthers about the wiping epidemic, or self-proclaimed “raw-squatters” are warning that wiping might be yet another method for Big Charmin to access your data.

“First, they wanted my money and I did nothing. Then they wanted my shipping address and I did nothing. Now they want a retinal scan of my anus with some sort of cotton swab DNA test? That’s where I draw the line. I will NOT sit idly by!”

John Hiccups Stovenmeyer, known in the Raw Squatter community as “Brown Bear” may have some misconceptions about the difference between a “retinal scan” and a “rectal scan” but one thing’s for sure— he’s onto something.

The microfibers of Charmin’s new UltraSoft Memory Foam Toilet Paper™️ may or may not be ALLEGEDLY using AI technology to swab your DNA from the bottom up.

So the next time you’re on the toilet, and you’re about to wrap things up, ask yourself this— isn’t it a little suspicious that the company who SELLS you toilet paper also BENEFITS from you buying toilet paper? 🤔

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If you’re interested supporting this cause, RawSquat.uk urges you to join their hunger strike, designed to starve Big Charmin of toilet paper sales by boycotting our own bathrooms. Together, we can protect our fourth amendment right to poop in privacy.

#NoMindWipes 🙅🏻‍♂️